the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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