No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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