Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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