No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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