She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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