Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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