On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I love having hate sex.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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