looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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