i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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