just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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