Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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