I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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