there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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