I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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