As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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