Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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