Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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