youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He shit in the fireplace
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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