sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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