I just made out with a guy for $7.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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