Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
BRING THE BAGELS
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
