windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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