Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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