I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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