Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
