It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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