Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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