I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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