The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
