Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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