If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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