bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He better not be in your backpack
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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