you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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