all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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