i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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