I hate all girls vehemently.
Your tits are I can't wait for
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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