Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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