ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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