thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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