i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The uberlube is also flammable
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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