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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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