Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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