On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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