this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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