if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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