went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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