The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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