Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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