its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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