I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I want to walk on stilts...naked
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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